Book123

    Free register and download UseNet downloader, then you can FREE Download from UseNet.

    Download without Limit " Lyrics & Music The Macc Lads - The Beer Necessities [Re-issue] " from UseNet for FREE!

More

The Macc Lads - The Beer Necessities [Re-issue]

FLAC-5 (image) | Mp3 VBR-0 (tracks) | Artwork (JPG, 400 dpi) | File-hosts: HF, FF & RS

Filth-Rock/Beer-Rock | FLAC: 304 MB | Mp3: 88 MB | Artwork: 15 MB | 5% WinRAR Recovery

EAC Secure-rip with LOG+CUE+COVERS | Source: My CD-collection

___

The Macc Lads probably aren't the first band to preserve the sound of a real live fart on vinyl. But they are one of the first to invite the perpetrator of the ensuing symphony to tour with them as their support act. "Mr Methane" tells the rest of the story, as the world's most deliriously disgusting band ignite their fifth album with a chorus that you're certain they must have used in the past...but they haven't. "Gimme gimme gimme gimme alcohol," they demand, and we are launched once again into a madcap world of sex and beer-fuelled mayhem, peopled by such delightful characters as "Fellatio Nelson", "Man in the Boat", "Two Stroke Eddie" and the "Apprentice Dentist", who you should simply hope and pray never turns up at your local surgery. In fact, you probably wouldn't want any of the Macc Lads hanging around your house, your sister, your local bar...but ha! They probably are already, which is why you already know half the words to this album, before you've even played it through, and it doesn't matter how ashamed you are of what you did last night, the Macc Lads did it worse. Good for them. [itunes-apple-com]

***

Warning! This CD contains filthy language/lyrics! You could very easily be offended! Buy It at Lowest Price on Amazon

Download at your own risk! You have been warned!

& 8220;

Advantages: Hilarious album, lots of swearing and non-PC songs. Disadvantages: Not for everyone (lots of swearing and non-PC songs). The Macc Lads… For anyone who hasn’t heard of them they are basically the rudest band to come out of Macclesfield, ever. In fact they claim to be the “rudest crudest lewdest drunkest band in Christendom”. Having met each other during a punk concert in Macclesfield (Macc) in 1977 when they were in different bands they soon formed the Macc Lads and begun recording songs. Using a student load they got in Jul 85 they recorded their second album (first on LP) “Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy”. In May 88 they get their first song in the charts (or as they put it the real one with George Michael in) and one more in 89. Their style is a combination between punk and hard rock, with a lot of swearing and songs about beer, sex, chips 'n' gravy, and to a lesser extent football, fighting, and bodily functions. They ended up playing 500 gigs, but there were also about 350 gigs that were canceled due to mainly the local council, police or just general protests from locals, churches, minority groups etc. 1. Alcohol – Unsurprisingly this song is about Alcohol and the Lads attempts to get some on a night out. The pub service is incredibly slow and the Lads are getting quite upset: “Been queuing up since half past seven, (we was underage when we come in here)”. This is a great song to start the album and is a brilliant example of the Lads desire to get pissed. It’s sung at quite a pace too illustrating even more their thirst and desperation for a pint of Boddies (Boddingtons). 2. Germans – This is a song about a generic foreign holiday somewhere in Europe where there a lots of foreigners, in this case Germans. Half the song is about slating the state of the locations and the fact that the food usually gives makes you ill for the whole time you are there. The rest of the song is about Germans and is probably the most non-PC song you are ever likely to hear. One of the most tamest lines from the song is “Oi! Adolf! Stop pushing in the queue, Try pushing into Poland and we’ll beat you black and blue” A great song provided you’re not offended by any of the lyrics. 3. Fellatio Nelson – Erm, not really sure how to explain this one. It’s basically about a girl who has quite a talent, which most of the men in Macclesfield have witnessed first hand. I would put a line down for example but there’s not actually a single line that I can. It is a very derogatory song towards Nell who apparently ran the local cheese shop. 4. Desperate Dan – I think this song contains the first mention of the C word... But this song is hilarious as it is purely about one man’s attempts to make his way from the door to bed. However he’s been out and had 28 pints so it’s not a very easy or pleasant journey. Also at the end he realizes he’s in the wrong house. This is not the only song from the Lads about Dan who often seems to end up having problems with his bodily functions. 5. Grease Stop – This song is about how the lads like to stop off for a fry-up on their way home from gigs, they used to have contests about how much they could eat or get on eat other. Not a great song but quite short like most Macc Lads songs so even if you don’t like it there’s not long to wait until the next one. 6. Apprentice Dentist – A story about how one of the lads was doing community service at the local dentist surgery, when a woman walked in desperate for a dentist. Using their clever ingenuity (and a large dose of anesthetic) the Lad managed to convince her he was a dentist and proceeded to do some drilling in the double entendre sense of course. “Looks like you need a filling, I'll have to do some drilling” 7. Man In The Boat – The title of this song is a double-entendre in itself. It’s about the difficulties one of the Lads (and some men in general) have locating a certain part of a female. “She turned over to watch Eastenders There must be a diagram someone could lend us” & ”Trust a bloody woman to have such a contraption” 8. Newcy Brown – This song is about one of the Lads who’s been dumped as his girl has run off with a sugar daddy. The idea of the song is that drinking Newcy Brown (Newcastle Brown Ale, not Newquay brown which is apparently disgusting) will make him feel better and besides “There's loads more insects on the dog”. This is a nice change from many of the usual lovey American songs where the man is made to seem like his world is coming to an end. 9. Macavity – A song about one of the lads who is harder than nails, “When he's necked his pint, he'll eat the glass”. The song is basically about him and the extremes of pain that he seems to enjoy and revel in. It’s again quite a good song like the whole album is, I’ve listened to it so many times that there isn’t really a song I don’t like. Some of them are stranger than others, many just contain random swearing for no apparent reason other than to rhyme with the line before or after. 10. Chester Zoo – Full of lots of quick lines, this is a fun song but again undeniably in the Macc Lads style. It’s about going to the Zoo and all the nasty things that the animals do whilst they are there. The way they sing it is very jolly and if you sing along to it you really don’t think what you are singing. I often find myself humming the tunes at work then occasionally sing it quietly and realize that I probably shouldn’t be singing it in the office. 11. Naughty Boy – A very quick paced song about the naughtiest boy in the world, and the antics he gets up to such as, “there's a rope across the stairs, you go crashing down two floors, he runs laughing out the door”. This song is ok but a rather weak song compared to others on the album. 12. Mr Methane – I really didn’t like this song to start with, the story is about one of the Lads who’s not been feeling himself for a week or so, “I only drank ten pints last night (its practically nowt)”. So he phones up Mr Methane who is the other famous person from Macclesfield, his cure for problems is a long loud fart. There is too much farting in this song and although the point of the song is the healing properties of his farts it doesn’t add anything to the song. Other than that it’s a good song and I have since come round to liking it. Partly due to the fact I’ve listened to the album on the way to and from work for about the last week and a half. It’s funny how apparently Maggie Thatcher and other important people are on the phone but even the secretary agrees that his problems are more important. 13. More Tea Vicar – Very funny song but loses it towards the end when the vicar talks but he is drowned out by the music. The premise of the song is that his girlfriend’s parents have gone away for 2 weeks, and so he nips round for some time alone. However her parents come back and although they don’t catch them the vicar soon catches on to what they’ve been up to and he’s not best pleased. 14. Two Stroke Eddie – A song about Eddie who is a biker with a good reputation but one that’s not true. The song is entirely sung by a female member of the band and is sung from the woman’s perspective. It’s quite a funny song and although the girl is of questionable morals the song definitely gets some revenge on the Lads, similarly to Fluffy Pup on Twenty Golden Crates. 15. Animal Testing – This is a song that we can all relate to, in some way. It’s about one of the Lads being busy with something at home but he keeps getting interrupted by the doorbell ringing. It’s often regarding an animal charity but also religious groups and MP’s. The name of the song is due to the fact that he is a fan of animal testing and he believes “Beagles should be forced to smoke”. As with most of their songs their views are not to most people’s liking but they are funny. 16. Don't Fear The Sweeper – Another song that many people can relate to, to some extent. It’s a football match, probably a cup game, on a Tuesday night, the weather is terrible and the team are playing terribly. The fans are getting annoyed and are ready to go home, but still get a few chants in. Again, it’s very funny and a song that I really like. 17. Poodles – Another funny song to end with and this is about one of the ‘Fatties’ of the band who went out for a drive (would guess this probably isn’t true, but never know), and ran over 2 poodles. He thought no-one was looking so he put one out of it’s misery but didn’t notice the other which the police later found in the radiator grill of his car. Sang in a very light hearted, jolly way, but with the obvious morbid overtones. Summary: All in all it is a very funny, very cheeky album and if you aren’t easily offended you will probably find it funny too. I’ve had it for a few years now and still listen to it regularly as it’s a nice change from the usual. Brilliant album, worth a listen just for the comedy of it. [dooyoo-co-uk]

& 8221;

The Macc Lads:

Bass, Vocals - Muttley McLad

Drums, Vocals - Stez Styx

Guitar, Vocals - The Beater

Producer - Bald Eagle

Track List:

01. Alcohol

02. Germans

03. Fellatio Nelson

04. Desperate Dan

05. Grease Stop

06. Apprentice Dentist

07. Man In The Boat

08. Newcy Brown

09. McCavity

10. Chester Zoo

11. Naughty Boy

12. Mister Methane

13. More Tea Vicar?

14. Two Stroke Eddie

15. Animal Testing

16. Don't Fear The Sweeper

17. Poodles

Exact Audio Copy V0.99 prebeta 5 from 4. May 2009

EAC extraction logfile from 13. January 2010, 16:23

The Macc Lads / The Beer Necessities [Re-issue]

Used drive : Optiarc DVD RW AD-7240S Adapter: 0 ID: 4

Read mode : Secure

Utilize accurate stream : Yes

Defeat audio cache : Yes

Make use of C2 pointers : No

Read offset correction : 48

Overread into Lead-In and Lead-Out : No

Fill up missing offset samples with silence : Yes

Delete leading and trailing silent blocks : No

Null samples used in CRC calculations : Yes

Used interface : Native Win32 interface for Win NT & 2000

Used output format : User Defined Encoder

Selected bitrate : 768 kBit/s

Quality : High

Add ID3 tag : No

Command line compressor : C:\Exact Audio Copy\Flac\flac.exe

Additional command line options : -5 -V -T "Artist=%a" -T "Title=%t" -T "Album=%g" -T "Date=%y" -T "Tracknumber=%n" -T "Genre=%m" -T "Comment=EAC FLAC-Toxxy" %s

TOC of the extracted CD

Track | Start | Length | Start sector | End sector

---------------------------------------------------------

1 | 0:00.33 | 2:10.60 | 33 | 9842

2 | 2:11.18 | 2:23.07 | 9843 | 20574

3 | 4:34.25 | 2:20.55 | 20575 | 31129

4 | 6:55.05 | 3:41.30 | 31130 | 47734

5 | 10:36.35 | 2:15.33 | 47735 | 57892

6 | 12:51.68 | 1:59.15 | 57893 | 66832

7 | 14:51.08 | 2:32.62 | 66833 | 78294

8 | 17:23.70 | 2:59.00 | 78295 | 91719

9 | 20:22.70 | 1:52.68 | 91720 | 100187

10 | 22:15.63 | 1:55.65 | 100188 | 108877

11 | 24:11.53 | 1:38.42 | 108878 | 116269

12 | 25:50.20 | 3:39.00 | 116270 | 132694

13 | 29:29.20 | 2:03.28 | 132695 | 141947

14 | 31:32.48 | 2:33.35 | 141948 | 153457

15 | 34:06.08 | 3:08.50 | 153458 | 167607

16 | 37:14.58 | 3:41.67 | 167608 | 184249

17 | 40:56.50 | 2:16.15 | 184250 | 194464

Range status and errors

Selected range

Filename E:\The Macc Lads - The Beer Necessities [Re-issue].wav

Peak level 94.5 %

Range quality 100.0 %

Test CRC 9BD71B1A

Copy CRC 9BD71B1A

Copy OK

No errors occurred

AccurateRip summary

Track 1 not present in database

Track 2 not present in database

Track 3 not present in database

Track 4 not present in database

Track 5 not present in database

Track 6 not present in database

Track 7 not present in database

Track 8 not present in database

Track 9 not present in database

Track 10 not present in database

Track 11 not present in database

Track 12 not present in database

Track 13 not present in database

Track 14 not present in database

Track 15 not present in database

Track 16 not present in database

Track 17 not present in database

None of the tracks are present in the AccurateRip database

End of status report

HotFile Linx

FLAC-5, image

Mp3 VBR-0, tracks

Complete artwork, JPG's in 400 dpi

FileFactory Mirror Linx

FLAC-5, image

Mp3 VBR-0, tracks

Complete artwork, JPG's in 400 dpi

RapidShare Mirror Linx

FLAC-5, image

Mp3 VBR-0, tracks

Complete artwork, JPG's in 400 dpi

http://rapidshare.com/files/339052291/ML.TBN.art.rar

5% WinRar Recovery Record for all files.

Password...use my nick.

Enjoy the tunes ;-)

No other mirror linx.

More albums with the Macc Lads will be posted in the coming weeks so stay tuned for more filth!

Try before you might buy. Support the artists you like and buy their stuff whenever you can afford it.

_______________

Rating:
2.5 out of 5 by Book123